May the launch next month expose a veritable plethora of "woman's undisclosed passions for primordial love-making," and clean up afterwards. But also... The Week mag recently ran another exposure, regarding the millenia-long love affair -- one-sided as it may be -- between our manly species and cute little jungle chimps. Seems our inter-special DNA is dancing in a genetic gavotte more intimate than any moves ever made between homo sapiens and those big-footed Neanderthals, or even between us sapiens and the fashion-conscious homo erecti. The evidence shows we been monkeying around a damn long time. You guys are on to something...