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September 6, 2006

My Big Payoff

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"Here he is. A quality guy in a quality blazer -- it's the DressMonkey way. What else is there left to say?”


My foray into DressMonkey velvet has started to pay off big time for me with my lady friend. Just check out what she was quoted as saying about us:

“At first I had my doubts of the guy based simply on what he was wearing the first time we met. Spandex and rollerskates would make any grown woman cry! Luckily for him, he played it cool…"

"For me, and I'm sure most women would agree, the key for a man is to just play it cool and let the blazer do all the work. Jeff knows this, I mean he’s the founder of DressMonkey…"

"I’m embarrassed to say it, but the other night I was over at Jeff’s and he was wearing his DressMonkey. I don’t know what got into me when I pinned him between my legs and ripped off his blazer and put it on myself. Let me tell you:

"The appeal of wearing a Dressmonkey extends way beyond its material comforts – it also appeals to that inner voice inside me that says, “I’m different” even if no one is paying attention. Imagine the feeling of going to work with no underwear: you feel different even though you look the same; things seem funnier because you know something that everyone else doesn’t. THIS IS HOW YOU FEEL WEARING YOUR MAN’S DRESSMONKEY."

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