Because a picture of a cardboard DressMonkey box just isn't as interesting as this

Its harder than I thought. Finding a suitable box provider that is. WAIT, WAIT!!!!!! DON'T STOP READING, IT GETS MORE INTERESTING I PROMISE!!! Well, I can't be sure about how interesting box manufacturing could possibly be, I remember that Simpsons episode where the kids took a trip to the Box Factory, boring... Well, I took a trip to the box factory and practically got laughed out of the place. The meeting was very serious until I told them what our quantity was going to be for MMM3's box requirements, and they basically shrugged me off. My usual sympathetic tactic of telling them we just started as a company didn't fly here, they just basically showed me around the box factory, showing me other orders they take on a daily basis. Yes, I felt inferior, I challenge you, our DressMonkey readers to prove them wrong! Buy a blazer in MMM3 and make me feel like a real man (by going back and ordering more boxes from them).

When I do eventually find our box guy, we think that you'll be quite impressed with our design and quality of your own, personal blazer courier. We've got a good new book on box design which actually tells you how to make french fry holders (for my future career at McDonald's in case you don't buy our blazers), envelopes, and some pretty funky packaging ideas.

So the lesson of the day in this otherwise meaningless post: when starting a business in China, try desperately to have a lot of funding, because it isn't easy, like most things, to do on the cheap.