Dressmonkey enthusiasts, your time is now! Well,l in about a month any way. You asked for it and we're delivering, full suits! Yes, you read that correctly, we'll have pants available for purchase in about a month. Though we wanted to stay blazer purists, the overwhelming outpouring of customers looking for matching pants with their stylish blazers was enough to sway us. Here's how its gonna go down...this, like most of this company's moves will be done in sort of a testing phase. We'll launch the availability of pants, though its up to you slack-ers (I should write for the Simpsons)...to contact us with your pants aspirations. More to come on that later...

We're also about to launch two new wools, and two new velvets! The wools are in the above picture, and the velvets will be our latest attempt at being green...Bamboo and Cotton blended into a ridonkulously soft and shimmery black and also brown velvet. This way if you are ever trapped in Sichuan province, being attacked by pandas, at least you have something to throw at them when they lunge for you. DressMonkey Velvets...protecting you from Pandas and the earth from you since 2006. I love it.

More later, sorry for the random post, I've gotta go get decked out for my 80's debutante ball...(I'm single, and I'm telling Shanghai that a young entrepreneur is back on the market...to the sounds of Pat Benetar)

Peace from the east!